maude lin

Posted December 25, 2011 at 12:22am

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Posted December 24, 2011 at 10:02pm in i will never look this put together in my life

Dalian sea worms
Like a sea of uncut pencil dicks.

Dalian sea worms

Like a sea of uncut pencil dicks.

Posted December 21, 2011 at 12:15am in I wonder if you can eat these.

I believe in you :3

I believe in you :3

Posted December 21, 2011 at 12:10am

kimjongildroppingthebass:

dropped kim with tiësto

kimjongildroppingthebass:

dropped kim with tiësto

Posted December 20, 2011 at 5:57pm | 756 notes

My brother just came home from college.
“The guy 3rd from the left looks normal.”

My brother just came home from college.

“The guy 3rd from the left looks normal.”

Posted December 16, 2011 at 5:21am in what a fucking idiot

Christina Hendricks at her annual Christmas party, December 10th
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

So jealous of her Blue Label. Also, her tits.

Christina Hendricks at her annual Christmas party, December 10th

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

So jealous of her Blue Label. Also, her tits.

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Posted December 16, 2011 at 3:47am | 3,031 notes

When you realize your boyfriend is zooey deschanel-

accio-galehawthorne:

Schmidt: You’re gonna be fine. Don’t worry about it, just, you know, suck in the gut.
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pouch where you keep your extra cookies.

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Posted December 6, 2011 at 3:56am | 183 notes

shloobykitten:

no promises

vile

no promises

vile

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Posted December 4, 2011 at 10:16pm | 2,238 notes

my life is an example of how not to date in your 20s.

my life is an example of how not to date in your 20s.

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Posted December 4, 2011 at 10:16pm | 57,869 notes

the-absolute-best-gifs:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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Posted December 4, 2011 at 10:01pm in never gets old | 18,513 notes

…you are right

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Posted December 4, 2011 at 9:59pm | 6,828 notes

not shaving from november til february

not shaving from november til february

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Posted December 4, 2011 at 9:54pm in feels prickly man | 4,298 notes

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Posted December 4, 2011 at 9:54pm | 1,769 notes